With acknowledgements to Dr Dan…

The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the UKC*:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
NewAsset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Bloodador, a dog with a clumsiness problem around entryways

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Bull….. Oh, never mind

Now, we are pretty good at spotting funny things about dogs, but we are no good at art – feel free to send us your drawings of any of these ‘new’ dogs!

 

* UKC: Unbelievable Kennel Council